Millions experience Dragging Butt Syndrome (DBS), some continually.
DBS is ergonomically challenging and can be orthopedically debilitating.
After years of emperic research, scientist at the Herdistic Institute have invented a solution.
No longer must you suffer from friction burns on your butt or leave scuff marks across the carpet.
Simply slip on a pair of our patented Asscasters® shorts and you will glide about with ease.
As a valued customer, we would also like to offer you our rechargeable JATO (jet-fuel assisted take off) Asscasters® shorts accessory lifting system for a mere additional charge of $99.95 plus shipping and handling.
The Asscasters® JATO canisters will help you get off the floor on those days when gravity feels too strong.
And if you order today we will give you a second set of Asscasters® JATO canisters absolutely free.
The Sales Division
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